to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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the power to change people socks on command

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All of aquaman's powers.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!