- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

the power to fart at the worst moments

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to break bones at will.

The power to even

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to kill yourself.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to obey gravity

Pointless Super Powers