- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

Having the power to stand still

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the power to become demented

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

Pointless Super Powers