the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to die

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!