the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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lol

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!