The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!