- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The ability to change the color of your poop

the power to see everyone as a tree

power to transform into a dick with legs

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to die

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

Pointless Super Powers