- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

The power to sweeten sugar

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The ability to open a door that was already open.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

Pointless Super Powers