The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to be missed when present.

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being black

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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lol

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!