The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to have no powers

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to be a snail

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!