the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to predict the present

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!