- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to read your own mind

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to smell through your arse.

Pointless Super Powers