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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!