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to not blink for 5 seconds
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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.
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The ability to grow breasts once a year.
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The ability to pass out at will.
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the power to like justin beiber
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the ability to tell time without a watch
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The power to be a GOD with your imagination
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The power to become powerless
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The ability to think of an ability - JW
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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.
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Aweonao
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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.
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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B
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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.
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This can be essential to finish a perfect quality dissertation while scholars are studying at the university. Thus, your superior release related to this post will be a a really good issue for the thesis example creators.
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The ability to play black ops anytime you want
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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.
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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.
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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command
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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.
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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.
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The power to think of the worst superpower.
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The power to forget you have a super power.
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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!