The Power to Power

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to die

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to change your eye color.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!