- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

being black

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to die

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

Pointless Super Powers