The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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power to fly when your underwater

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boo

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!