The power to see through windows

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to die

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!