The power to see through windows

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!