The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to have no superpower

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the power to hovertate

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to get arrested

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!