- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to become powerless

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The ability to be poor for life

the power to know when a politician is lying

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to be a snail

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

To have the power to breathe

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to die when you get old

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Pointless Super Powers