- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The power to ejaculate at command

The power to smell WiFi Signals

Nope. Just nope.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to die,but only if your alive!

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power of women's rights.

The power to obey gravity

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers