- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to self destruct

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

the power to hovertate

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to poop standing up

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to shrink boobs

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

the power to turn retarted

Pointless Super Powers