The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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75% levitation

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power... to move you.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!