the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The ability to die instantly

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!