The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to make everything worse

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!