The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to not care.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to never come into existence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!