The power to die

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to die at will

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

The power to turn into a tree.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

cry acid tears

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to lick your own elbow

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!