The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to microwave bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!