The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!