- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the power to half transform to something.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The ability to get shot, for real.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to be gay on command.

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

Pointless Super Powers