the power to smell like ham

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to kill you self.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!