- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

Vanilla scented blood

The power to swim on land.

the power to read your own mind

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

Pointless Super Powers