- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jump like a black guy.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to even

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

the ability to levitate

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power of hindsight

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

the power to get drunk you are needed

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to crap without pissing.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

Pointless Super Powers