- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

Pointless Super Powers