The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to rite liek dis

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Power to freeze ice.

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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the ability to see through air

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to be normal and average

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!