power to fly when your underwater

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!