The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to not have a superpower

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!