being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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yo mama

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power of learning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!