The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to get married

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to be alone

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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open up pickles glass

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!