the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to look TV

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power drown in water

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!