Nope. Just nope.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!