- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to do nothing

the power to become translucent

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to read this sentence

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to break a Nokia

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to cry sulfuric acid.

Pointless Super Powers