- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The power... to move you.

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The power to jerk off with no hands.

ability to run very fast forever

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to digest corn.

the power to jizz money

The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

Pointless Super Powers