- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

the power to summon a pen, once

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to break bones at will.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to crap without pissing.

Pointless Super Powers