To have the power to give yourself a disease

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the ability to die on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!