The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to die at will

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!