- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

the power to hovertate

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Pointless Super Powers