- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to lock open doors

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

Liam Brudenell

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

Pointless Super Powers