- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The ability to die instantly

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to poo without wiping.

Pointless Super Powers