- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to have pointless superpowers

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The power to be invisible when singing

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to have a V8

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

Pointless Super Powers