the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to control yourself

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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the power to be forever alone

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!