- Pointless Super Powers

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to be powerless.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to smell whore

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to be french.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to die when you get old

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

the power to read this sentence

The power to fly but only in your room

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!