The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to die

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be a common person

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to die.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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To shit bricks.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!