The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to eat your poop

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to speak braille.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to take a crap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!