- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to not get shit dick

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The ability to police irony

Pointless Super Powers