To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!