The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the ability to see through air

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!