The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to be super jewish

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!