the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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boo

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to die.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!