All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to troll.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to not care.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!