The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to have a power

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to get married

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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hello

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power of self mind control

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!