The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power of being negative all the time.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to read this.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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the power to get sick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!