The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to stop existing.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to glow while under the sun

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to see through insects.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!