The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to read this.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!