The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power to become translucent

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to absolutely nothing

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Acid tears.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!