The power to rite liek dis

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to control yourself

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!