the ability to glow in the light.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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power to age faster

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The power to close your nose

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!