- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power of being negative all the time.

The power to kill yourself.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to turn cake into pie

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

Pointless Super Powers