The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!