The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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Being a freemason

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!