The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The ability to part hair.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!