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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!