The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to lock open doors

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!