the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to stop existing.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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Having the power to stand still

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!