The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!