The power to teleport small dogs

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to have a V8

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to run Crysis.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!