The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to be a gamer

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to start time.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to kill yourself

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the power of being yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!